Biography

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My name is Joe, born November 3, 1985, in rural southern Wisconsin, complete with cows, raspberry fields and star-filled skies. I graduated from the University of Wisconsin in Madison with a degree in journalism and mass communication in May 2008, and moved to Chicago shortly thereafter. I work as a freelance writer and editor. My main current projects include regular writing for the LGBT news and entertainment webzine EDGE Chicago, proofreading for a dot-com and working on a novel.

The original title for this blog – ‘Reality TV Makes Me Cry’ – was very much based in fact. I am a self-confessed sucker for the sentimentality of televised false realities. The blog was started in November 2007 as a place to spout off about the world around me — particularly within the world of music, politics and queer issues.

As my writing career has evolved, it’s become more of a “blogfolio” – spotlighting my work and offering me somewhere to vent. The new title – ‘Unsuccessful Writer No Failure As Hero!’ – is taken from John Irving’s “The World According to Garp.” I don’t particularly consider myself “unsuccessful,” but I certainly aspire to hero status some day.

When it comes down to it, I am just another queer male, writing just another queer blog about the silliness of it all. I enjoy electronic music, Diet Coke, theater, Middle Eastern politics, art and bubbles.

And yes, I really like music. I’d tell you more about that, but couldn’t find a better way to do so than copying and pasting the results of a “the first 25 songs to come up randomly on your mp3 player” chain letter thinger, conducted on 10/23/09. Here they are. These are my defining songs.

  • To the Lighthouse – Patrick Wolf
  • Feeling Good – My Brightest Diamond
  • I’ll Dream of You Tonight – Hem
  • Closet Romantic – Damon Albarn
  • Listen Now – The Knife
  • Vanished – Crystal Castles
  • Idioteque (BBC Remix) – Radiohead
  • Permanent Scar – O + S
  • Fish to Fry – The Ditty Bops
  • Heads Will Roll (Passion Pit Remix) – Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  • Hollow Talk – Choir of Young Believers
  • As Tears Go By – Marianne Faithfull
  • Immature – Bjork
  • Apres Moi – Regina Spektor
  • Heart It Races – Architecture in Helsinki
  • Gangsta’s Paradise – Coolio
  • Transliterator – DeVotchKa
  • Pon De Floor (Chewy Chocolates Remix) – Major Lazer
  • World In My Eyes (Cicada Remix) – Depeche Mode
  • Sans Soleil – Miike Snow
  • I’m Not Scared – Ladytron
  • Teardrops – The xx
  • Daylight and the Sun – Antony and the Johnsons
  • Day-O – Harry Belafonte
  • Rise & Shine – The Cardigans

Yep, that’s pretty representative. Especially the Coolio and Cardigans tracks. (Mash-up idea?)